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REVIEW
It all begins with a Grandfather telling the story to his less than
enthusiastic Grandson...
The story opens in the country of Florin with Buttercup treating her "Farm
Boy" not so well, "his name was Westley, but she never called him
that." Very soon she realizes he loves her, she loves him, and he sets
off for America "to make his fortune across the sea." But she finds
out that he has been murdered by the Dread Pirate Roberts "who never leaves
captives alive."
5 years later at Humperdink's castle--Prince Humperdink is annoucing his bride-to-be
and we find out it is the Princess Buttercup. She doesn't love him, but he "has
the right to choose his bride."
Next we see that Buttercup is riding her horse through the forest and comes
across three strange looking men: one short, intelligent man (Vizzini), a Spaniard
(Inigo), and a giant (Fezzik). They kidnap her and Vizzini reveals that he
wants to start a war with the nearby country Guilder by murdering Buttercup
and leaving her on the "Guilder frontier"--although Inigo and Fezzik
aren't happy with this, they follow orders. They sail away on a ship, but soon
realize they are being followed by a ship that is gaining on them. The man
following their ship also follows them to the Cliffs of Insanity. When they
reach the top, Vizzini has Inigo stay behind to kill the man following them
(the Man-in-Black) because he (Inigo) is a master swordsman. When the Man-in-Black
reaches the top of the cliffs, Inigo reveals he wants revenge on a man with
six fingers who killed his father. Inigo and the Man-in-Black find they have
a mutual respect for eachother, but they must duel and the Man-in-Black wins,
but does not kill Inigo. Vizzini sees that the Man-in-Black is still following
them, so he has Fezzik stay behind to kill him. They wrestle and again the
Man-in-Black wins, but he doesn't kill Fezzik. Then he confronts Vizzini and
they have a battle of wits...and of course the Man-in-Black wins again. From
there, he grabs Buttercup and they run off.
Meanwhile, Prince Humperdink has been following them with his friend Count
Rugen.
Back to the running MIB and Buttercup: Buttercup believes the Man-in-Black
is the Dread Pirate Roberts who killed her Westley, and when he admits he is,
she pushes him down a large hill. As he falls, he reveals he is actually Westley,
so she tumbles down the hill after him. They are reunited at the bottom. They
soon realize Humperdink is chasing them, so they are forced to go into the
Fire Swamp (where no one has ever survived). They enter and Westley explains
his absence and that he actually is the DPR (and how that would work). After
some adventures in the Fire Swamp, they escape and find that Humperdink is
waiting for them. Buttercup agrees to go with him, if he'll free Westley. He
agrees but has left instructions with Count Rugen to throw him in The Pit of
Despair--Westley realizes Rugen is the six fingered man Inigo was searching
for.
In the Pit of Despair, Westley is tortured, and Buttercup has bad dreams; she
finally goes to Humperdink and tells him she cannot live without Westley and
that she'll kill herself if she has to marry Humperdink. He agrees to search
for Westley (lying of course); Buttercup eventually realizes this is a lie
and maddens Humperdink by calling him some unfriendly names, so he kills Westley.
Fezzik and Inigo are re-united and Fezzik has learned about Rugen (the six
fingered man) and tells this to Inigo. Inigo wants to kill him, but as he has "no
gift for strategy" he tells Fezzik that he needs the Man-in-Black to help
him. When they go to find him, they learn he has been killed, and so they bring
his body to Miracle Max (a miracle man). When Miracle Max realizes that he
can get back at Humperdink (who fired him) by helping Westley, he gives him
a miracle potion to bring him back to life, but he warns them to wait for full
potency.
Fezzik and Inigo go to the castle wall and revive Westley (the evening of Humperdink's
marriage to Buttercup), but they give him the miracle pill too early and he
is left with no strength. He does work out a plan to get into the castle, however,
and they get inside to find Rugen and guards facing them. Ingio utters his
famous lines: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya--you kill my father; prepare
to die..." (speaking to Rugen). Rugen runs away and Inigo chases after
him.
Meanwhile Buttercup has been married to Humperdink and is depressed that Westley
has not come for her. She tells Humperdink's father that she will kill herself
once she has reached the honeymoon suite. Luckily, Westley has found his way
there and so they are again reunited (but he still has no strength).
Meanwhile, Rugen has thrown a knife at Inigo and he is struck in the stomach.
Rugen waits to watch him die, but Inigo uses some inner strength and kills
Rugen.
Back in the Honeymoon suite, Humperdink comes in to find Buttercup and Westley
there. Humperdink challenges: "To the death" but Westley counters
with "To the pain" telling him how he'll leave Humperdink "wallowing
in freakish misery forever"--Humperdink gives up and they tie him to a
chair.
Then Inigo, Westley, and Fezzik are all reunited and with Buttercup, they ride
off on white horses into the sunset, and Buttercup and Westley are finally
together again.
The Grandfather then ends the story...
"As you wish" |

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